After a few campfire tales in DayZ I added this man, as we got along well and clicked. He was very kind and thoughtful towards me. Everything seemed to be going good. But then, one cold night, there was a knock at my door - it was Juicy. I don't know how he found me, but he had travelled irl to my house (I presume to meet me).
I let him in, but upon entering my abode he instantly drew a gun on me. Aiming at my head the whole time, he opened my pantry and grabbed every packet of instant noodle that I had... laughing as he did so. After stuffing all the packets of noodle he could, into his trousers, he shouted at the top of his lungs 'THIS IS MY JUICE NOW'. He then stowed his gun and ran off into the night, his laughing fading away as he did so.

Police report filed + restraining order given.

I mean do you even leave your room at this point

😟👈

+rep good profile, calm player

he got that jello booty

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