Great Mighty Poo 最近的评测

Dont bother. People always go on about the lore and the world, and yes, that is all pretty good. However the game itself is rife with artificial difficulty that will see you repeating large sections because you will lose to things that you simply couldnt know, or lost a coin flip which instantly killed you. In fact there are things in the game that arent even a coin flip, both from enemies that will instantly murder you, or the environment.

Unless you want to be pounding your face into the game for tens of hours to learn things by suffering, or have the wiki up and spoil the whole game, seriously dont buy this, it isnt even fun when you DO know what youre doing.

I love mecha games, and got pretty hyped to see a new Armored Core. I also love FromSoft, and I have played and beaten most of the games they have made. They are known to be hard and unforgiving, and I enjoy that. This is the first time I have ever played a FromSoft game and gone "That isn't hard, that is just unfair.".

For instance, when you fight 1v1, you will find it easier to notice that the game measures your shot connection in MILLIMETRES. That would be great, but the game gives the AI a 10 meter or so zone of leniency where the enemy does damage whether it actually connected or not, to the tune of 500 to 4000 damage, depending on what it was that counted as damaging you, and if you were stunned. This includes melee attacks, so youll have an enemy stomp with a clear amount of ground between it and you, and suddenly, you are down 4000 AP. Frankly, it makes dodging basically useless, since it is entirely impossible to avoid all damage, let alone most. You dodge a swarm of missiles and still take 1000 AP damage because it was decided that some of them hit you anyways, character model not withstanding.

The multiplayer seemed cool, but it is just people spamming AOE weaponry and kicks that connect no matter what with a ridiculous amount of latency and tracking to their attacks. So you will spend your entire match dodging blindly and spinning the camera to the point of motion sickness to try and get target lock, just to die because you get carpet bombed by AOEs, before or after youve been kicked for a free stun.

Overall, cool game, good story, fantastic visuals, acceptable music and audio design, unfair and frustrating gameplay.

Out front of the long winded stuff, this game is really fun, and thats the gist of the review!

The art style is fun, the music is nice and stays nicely in the background without grating, and the gameplay is simple. Ive been grinding Darktide a lot recently, and this game was a great palate cleanser. Growing up I was playing N64 and anything I could get to run on a Win98 desktop until midway through the life cycle of the PS3, so needless to say, this game feels like something I would have played as a kid, and between the game and the nostalgia, I find myself smiling while playing, and I think thats key. Not every game needs to be a high octane, top graphics action spectacle, or have lewd or edgy content flying around all the time, and I think Garden Guardian really shows that.

PERSONAL ASIDE

I first saw Liam as part of Super Best Friends Play, and he struck me as a really nice and genuine guy. I kept up with his internet stuff for a while, but he had less of a presence after taking his leave from the whole youtube thing (which I certainly cant blame him for.). I remember after coming back from Basic Military Training (early 2015), I sent tweets to the various components of the SBFP team to say thanks, as I had actually thought a lot on their jokes and content while in basic, and it gave me something to look forward to when I got internet access again.

Out of everyone, Liam actually replied, and thanked me for serving. He didn't have to do that. In fact he didn't have to say anything, Im sure he got all kinds of stuff like that from various fans. But he went out of his way to do it, and it really meant a lot. It cemented in my mind that Liam was just a normal, nice dude, and I respect that a lot.

I happened to decide to check in on Liam and the rest yesterday evening, and saw that Liam had a game out on Steam, so in support of a generally swell guy, I picked it up this morning. Im glad I did! I hope this is making you happy, sir. You deserve it, and it is obvious you put a lot of work into this.

Thanks for everything, Mr. Allen-Miller. I hope you have a ton of luck in your future projects, you'll have my support!

Unfortunately you cant give a neutral review. Its a fun game, no doubt, but I finished it in 4 hours flat on the hardest difficulty, with about 80 percent of all the unlocks grabbed. There seem to be no rooms running for co-op or versus, and the replay value is.... questionable. A definite grab on sale.

[DO NOT BUY!] Beta was great, had no issues, but now "release" has hit, its an endless queue. The game is broken, with a fake queue system that is functionally useless, since you dont actually get past the queue to play the game. The queue is the game. If you buy this, youve bought an admittedly pretty screensaver that takes up 100 percent of most people's GPU, likely to mine crypto for the developers so they can make as much money as possible before they abandon the project and go into hiding. [DO NOT BUY!]

Fall damage completely ruins the game. ♥♥♥♥♥.

Look, the game is OK. The gameplay is pretty fun, and the different graphical styles are rather appealing. The "story", if you can call the jumbled mess a "story", is complete high art meta nonsense made confusing and pointless as an end rather than a means. Youll walk away not with a message, but wondering why the developer even bothered with so much effort for literally no pay off, and wishing that the first section had been the entire game, in my case. Is it worth 20 bucks? Thats a maybe. It doesnt seem like any choices made actually impact anything, so replayablility is about zero. Frankly, I enjoyed it, I probably would have had more enjoyment saving my money for something I could have played with more than once. You live and learn. Buy at your own risk, but know what you spend the first 2 hours on IS NOT the entire game, and after youve overstayed the steam refund period, maybe 2-3 hours, you get to the actual meat of the game which isnt half as enjoyable as that first taste.

Game is a lot of fun, team games need to be removed though, they seriously make me want to castrate my entire team. It would be more fair to just give me a 50/50 of continuing, and not waste my time with the ♥♥♥♥ minigame.

Yuck. Feels like a bad halo rip off. Id say steer clear.

I think this is the most trash, absolute hunk of crap game Ive ever played. Avoid at all costs.