Don't you hate it when you hear a guy's moans on the other side of the glory hole and realise it's a guy's ♥♥♥♥ you've been sucking the whole time?

I saw John once when I was having a pint with my mates at a Christmas party. Some big buff drunk dude looked like he wanted to start ♥♥♥♥ with him...John stopped talking to the supermodels around him, lifted his shirt, and breastfed that guy right there in front of everyone. Instantly pacifying him. What an alpha move! Even Santa couldn't believe his eyes and shoved that child of his lap, giving it a concussion.

Hey buddy, did you know that if you rearrange the letters in 'mother-in-law', you get the words 'woman hitler'? Just thought I'd share that fun fact with you.

Yes, I love women!

W - want
O - only
M - men
E - every
N - night

Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boi♥♥♥♥♥ slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off. He teases my boi♥♥♥♥♥ with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. He comes deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

u think this is a game? r u kidding me u cuck i promise i will come to ur house and pull back the blanket and cuddle w u the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night