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OwO 2016 年 9 月 8 日 下午 8:45 
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OwO 2016 年 8 月 3 日 下午 9:24 
OwO 2016 年 5 月 26 日 上午 5:44 
>ask cute girl from class if she wants to see a movie with me
>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date
lethal lathe 2016 年 5 月 10 日 下午 10:34 
V pyro main
OwO 2016 年 5 月 10 日 下午 10:32 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
OwO 2016 年 5 月 10 日 下午 10:32 
Hullo! Nice to meet ya, i'm Maverick! I'm a big, strong, well bred stallion. A real farm boy. I'm 6' 6" of thick, natural muscle, all gained from working on the farm. My fur is a light tan, with a patch of white on my nose and chest, and is usually dusty and sun-soaked. My usual attire is a simple pair of worn, dirty jeans, and i never wear any footwear on account of my hooves. As for personality i'm a big, dumb, cuddly, affectionate stallion! Very simple to please, much like a real horse! Rub my nose to make me follow, rub my ears or belly to relax me and make me happy, and above all else, i love having my mane rubbed and brushed, it practically paralyzes me on the spot! Another thing i love are treats. If you have apples, carrots, or sugar cubes, i'm yours!
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Dulwich Hill 2016 年 3 月 22 日 下午 6:27 
Conshence, I am so glad you volunteered to be the first to take the swag test!
OwO 2016 年 2 月 15 日 下午 9:17 
Conshence, I am so glad you volunteered to be the first to take the swag test!
lethal lathe 2015 年 8 月 11 日 下午 2:13 
Conshence, I am so glad you volunteered to be the first to take the swag test!
Mabi 2015 年 5 月 11 日 上午 7:25 
Conshence, I am so glad you volunteered to be the first to take the swag test!
moist 2015 年 3 月 13 日 下午 10:38 
u got the stuff
russ 2015 年 1 月 11 日 下午 11:12 
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Post this on the walls of the 2 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 1 you're beautiful. ..
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Forcze 2014 年 10 月 8 日 上午 12:45 
+rep great prices
o____O 2014 年 9 月 27 日 下午 7:55 
+rep This trader is the real mvp.
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Hiboox 2014 年 6 月 20 日 上午 2:13 
+rep nice trader, really polite man
lethal lathe 2014 年 6 月 16 日 上午 3:36 
Liar he's not back till next Tuesday.
Mabi 2014 年 6 月 15 日 下午 9:55 
Who's this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wow. I've got a ♥♥♥♥ ton to tell you when you get back
Maruki 2014 年 3 月 29 日 下午 11:17 
rip
lethal lathe 2014 年 3 月 14 日 下午 4:41 
-rep texted me to apologize for miscalling me. ♥♥♥♥
Mabi 2014 年 3 月 14 日 下午 3:23 
I haven't heard that sexy ass voice for 13 days :(
Virus 2014 年 2 月 23 日 上午 12:45 
+rep good at gobbies <3
Mortimm 2013 年 11 月 4 日 上午 6:29 
report me for phishing please, don't ask just do it.
lethal lathe 2013 年 9 月 26 日 上午 2:30 
+rep mugged me in subway
ApothicЯ 💊 2013 年 7 月 14 日 上午 2:28 
+rep fast and fair trader!
moist 2013 年 6 月 26 日 下午 11:20 
iz well all beh orge soon
Natcon 2013 年 5 月 18 日 下午 7:57 
+ rep, fast and great trader. Thank you!
Divided 2013 年 4 月 26 日 下午 10:05 
+rep really kind and nice trader :)
Sandulf 2013 年 4 月 22 日 上午 4:49 
Sold him 20 keys via paypal. Smooth trade +rep
Xonas 2013 年 3 月 8 日 上午 3:05 
+rep, he was short metal so gave me extra, great trader.
poke_ravi 2013 年 3 月 6 日 上午 12:06 
+rep, nice and fast trader
Lucid 2013 年 2 月 26 日 下午 11:14 
+rep, made a fair offer and was patient while my steam trade had a tantrum. A pleasure to trade with :)
Drugs You Should Try It 2013 年 2 月 18 日 下午 5:25 
+ Rep, very good negotiate
BonIsFabulous 2013 年 1 月 8 日 下午 5:48 
'Cause i can. :)
BonIsFabulous 2013 年 1 月 5 日 下午 5:32 
Get on Mumble. :D
lunatic 2013 年 1 月 2 日 下午 2:01 
+rep quick and easy trade. understood my price and paid more than i asked rather than lowballing and wasting time.
MAD [CZE] 2012 年 12 月 28 日 下午 1:07 
+rep, great trader!!!
MarcosMorales69 2012 年 12 月 20 日 下午 5:58 
++Rep, really good nice guy
💗☠Pleasedontkillme🌟 2012 年 12 月 8 日 下午 8:16 
+rep, nice trader
Salty McPopcorn 2012 年 12 月 8 日 下午 5:55 
+rep easy and quick trade. thank you!
Hanybal 2012 年 12 月 5 日 下午 11:02 
Easy and fast trader! +Rep
jeff 2012 年 12 月 5 日 下午 8:59 
Sold this gentleman 17 keys. Great trader! +rep
Gunman007 2012 年 12 月 3 日 上午 1:08 
A Friendly and Nice guy. Everyone will love trading with Conshence +Rep :)
dustdizzle 2012 年 12 月 2 日 上午 12:34 
+rep fast and polite trader
Taco Tamer 2012 年 12 月 2 日 上午 12:00 
+rep, good man and nice guy :)
Bruno [🍖🌳🐳📒] 2012 年 11 月 28 日 下午 2:12 
+rep thanks pal
kivi 2012 年 11 月 24 日 下午 12:56 
+rep fast and polite
Virus 2012 年 11 月 11 日 下午 4:22 
Conshenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee COMEBACKKKKK
zowiie 2012 年 11 月 5 日 上午 1:07 
Miss you to death Conshence :( Can't wait for you to get back :")