include me, nice m4a1

Sitting in his bedroom of his parents white suburban home, "The US is a 3rd world country" he typed on a computer his parents bought, the comment sent using the internet his parents pay for while his mom was cooking him chicken tendies.

his mom walks in, disgusted

“Gerald please, you’re 26 years old. When are you going to find a job, or a girlfriend, or anyone to talk to that isn’t online?”

“shut up mom im starting a political revolution!!!” he cries out.

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me - "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this ♥♥♥ gave me cancer anyway.

guaranteed to add later and poof – gone, maybe next time

add me, +rep deadly with AWP

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+rep, insane player. He just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

Faring your spouse in the same carriage? Poor, much? Where does the mistress or personal sommelier go? seldom sympathize with urchins but this is sad.

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i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about matt. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

sorry brothas it was my 21st birthday boi had to get turnt with my real ones . this team is just all over the place. people just fighting back and forth, people can't accept when they're wrong in situations mid-game, people are deciding ♥♥♥♥ for the igl as if they don't trust the igl just chaos. nothing was intentional I told people it was my 21st birthday. every match is like a catfight trying to get people to show up and people being flaky and not caring. some people dodging matches just cause they 'dont feel like it" and its fine cause I'm there but when its my special day lets just cry on the forums and blame me and not have any back up plans like a serious team would. there's just no bond all ego. and then threatening me about my cs career like come on now. its all love i just receive no love. s/o to the backup that didn't have my back

lmfao gg livestock ur terrible howd you lose to a ♥♥♥♥♥ uninstall

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+rep handi's brother.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥,
My name is John, and I hate every single bit of you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spend s every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
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good trader, thanks :)

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R.I.P. Mitch Lucker..

Asking Alexandria, Like Moths to Flames, Of Mice and Men, Born of Osiris, Attack! Attack!, As I Lay Dying, Every time I Die, I the Breather, Motionless In White, Suicide Silence, Bring me the Horizon, Avenged Sevenfold, Closer to Closure, Capture the Crown, Issues, Lamb of God, Stick to your Guns, Upon a Burning Body, Woe is me, Whitechapel, We Came As Romans and ABOVE THIS!!

MOB = McDonalds Over BurgerKing

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You've been visited by the fedora of euphoria and autism! Tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of atheism!

stole my popsicle

stole my lunch money

+rep. Good trader

WOW!

That auto shop though haha

I wish I too, was a potato.

When will i get my AK Back?

Why don't you love me anymore frank?

lol virgin listens to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ metal.

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old news

I know...

Sunny is a Shemale

the gayest ♥♥♥