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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
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If we won't stand together, we don't stand a chance.
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Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
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"Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry
"Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
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* Knghtbrd unleashes a pair of double barreled snurf guns and covers
jesus with snurf darts
<jesus> meany :P
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QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
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Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right
to use the editorial "we".
-- Mark Twain
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