Benjamin Netanyahu
A Coruna, Galicia, Spain
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1 个记录在案的 VAC 封禁 | 信息
上次封禁于 877 天前
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总时数 32 小时
最后运行日期:5 月 18 日
总时数 1,521 小时
最后运行日期:5 月 18 日
总时数 0.8 小时
最后运行日期:5 月 15 日
4 月 6 日 上午 6:53 
Cute silly man with big eyebrows:steamhappy:
2 月 28 日 下午 7:49 
Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.
PRONTO PARA COMER
2 月 22 日 上午 10:18 
2025 年 12 月 31 日 下午 10:34 
2025 年 12 月 13 日 下午 10:16 
At the local mail office, I stood there with my little package, like a little lunatic. Wrote down "personal gift" as content. (Looking back at it, Jesus fcing Christ whats wrong with me?!)

When I dropped it off, I actually felt proud for a while. But the reality hit when I got home. Aften my second load of the day, I got the post nut clarity experience. I got stressed out and thought: "♥♥♥♥.. I just spent money to export my own jizz!". Why do I always do stupid things like this when im horny?? HELP ME.

Now I can’t stop thinking about it. Somewhere out there, there’s a postal worker unknowingly handling the lowest point of my entire life.

Rock bottom isn’t drinking alone, making love to a Fleshlight after popping 3 pills of viagra. Rock bottom is paying international shipping for your own jizz.
2024 年 8 月 8 日 下午 10:58 
+rep good teammate and funny as ♥♥♥♥