hawk tuah

Very SUS aim in CS

Hey bro! Add me pls

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Eyo was nice playing against you +rep

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like furries like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best furry couple! We can listen to emo songs and maybe watch some My Little Pony and Zootopia. Do you like that anime/yiff movie? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like yiff or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe more naughty... Heh. You're so yiffy, y'know? I just want to nuzzle your face and call you my master. Would you like me to be your furry boyfriend? I think it'll be really hot. I think I love you, Wolfie. Please make me happy and date a fellow pup

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ello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays XD??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need.) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. anyways do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meeting eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my nightcore dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with. I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. ;)

+rep very nice guy. Very friendly

+rep Really cool and the most ever calmed mate what I ever met.

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I agree with the chicken man

yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the ♥♥♥♥ing concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.

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I was walking home till I spotted you ~3~, I was slow at first. Walking with caution till I understood the situation :3. Seeing your eyes shine in the light like a diamond block in Minecraft owo. I ran to you, even though I am 12. I wanted you >w< , I wanted you to rape and ♥♥♥ inside of me o~o like the good trap I am uwu. Come back to me daddy, I need you back <3~

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guy who is allergic to peas: "i didnt die so there must've been no peas in my soup"
me: "your soup contain pea...."

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*I visit grave

me: "-nuts. They are an excellent source of biotin. They are also a very good source of copper as well as a good source of manganese, niacin, molybdenum, folate, vitamin E, phosphorus, vitamin B1 and protein."

this is so sad. can we get 50 likes?

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