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Gganbus

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Philosophical debates should only happen in japanese red light districsts. If you can’t debate while bombarded with sex you have yet to reach enlightenment. Each argument must be punctuated by a tight squeeze of boobs and ass. The women will dampen themselves upon feeling the conviction in your palms. They feel drawn to the power. The power to crush your enemies with relentless might and wit. That’s what it means to debate in a harlot parlor. A clashing of ideologies, nay, THIS IS WAR!

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

🚨 Attention All Gamers! 🚨

I just hacked into the mainframe (aka found out how to open the settings menu), and it turns out [Friend's Name] has been secretly training to become a professional Minesweeper champion! 🕵️‍♂️💣

They've already mastered Beginner mode with one hand tied behind their back, and now they’re moving on to Expert mode with their eyes closed. The next step? Playing Minesweeper on a calculator. 🎮👀

In other news, I heard [Friend's Name] once tried to install Skyrim mods on their toaster. The toaster can now shoot dragons. 🐉🔥🍞

Keep it up, [Friend's Name]! One day you'll conquer that Minesweeper board and finally get your toaster to make dragon-free toast. 🏆🥳

#GamerGoals #ToasterHacker #MinesweeperChamp

Feel free to tweak it to better match your friend's sense of humor!

- rep watches sexy videos for the "achievement"

SIGNALIS

Cat Wizard Helldiver 2 Classic Great Vegetables.

completely insane and unhinged

+rep has alot of parcour speed

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popping off

Literally every uncle, aunty, and kid on the road was staring at me with their mouths agape. I am not exaggerating when I say that I saw 80-90 people literally stop and turn around to watch me. Their judgemental eyes left a crawling sensation on my skin.

Isn't Delhi supposed to be the capital of this "superpower"? Isn't Delhi supposed to be a "metropolitan" city? Is this what us Indians can do the best, seriously?

I'm seriously considering emigrating just based off this one incident. Because the street is different- it's all strangers. What hurt the most is when I got home after everyone woke up.

My wife starting crying when I walked into the house. My own kids froze still in terror. My grandmother had a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. May her soul rest in peace.

India is not a safe place for balding middle-aged men to go out running in a sports bra and booty shorts.

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five nights at freddies

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-rep called me sussy baka ):

+rep he went first than me with game

+rep

+rep Good trader, gud dil xD

+rep good trader

+rep, Fast trader and awesome name.

+rep kind and fast trader.

+rep this guy is awesome

+rep His hand is of dolphin status

This guy is a ♥♥♥♥, -rep, he didn't give me my heroin. Bad trader.

+rep, fast trade.