BEIJING WELCOMES YOU

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Name: Xi Jinping
Occupation: Chairman of China
Age: 71 years old
Relationship status: In love with China.

Hobbies:
Re-educating Uighurs
Providing stability to Hong Kong
Explaining why Corona virus does not exist

Status: Reclaiming territory that rightfully belongs to China
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Fun facts!
China is very big
China is very rich
China is very good
Capitalism does not exist
Winnie the Pooh does not exist
Google does not exist
Adult sites does not exist
Facebook does not exist
Twitter does not exist
We accept all kinds of people! (to work for the Chinese Communist Party!)
Here in our country, we share EVERYTHING!
People share things with one another (Government included!)
We convince the people to work very hard!
We provide professional training in re-education camps!
We do not discriminate against ANY minorities! (We make everyone equal physically)

Just Weibo it.
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Chinese Geography:
The land in India has always belonged to China
Taiwan has always been part of China
Hong Kong appreciates the Chinese Communist Party!
The South China Sea is called the South China Sea for a reason!
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Professional skills:
Very honest
Very good at politics
Very kind
Very generous
Very open-minded
Very lovable
Very high quality production
Very high IQ
Very high EQ
Very many good come from our country
Very influential
Very good at geography