HI My name is jake and i grew up as the youngest of 3 kids in south BC. As you can probably imagine, i got abused lots and now my ass is really loose. would you like to join me in my efforts of building a team to get revenge on my family? i will pay good gold for you to come flay them out on the driveway and loosen their asses as they did to me. Although i know my ass will never become tight again, i will rest easy with the feeling that justice has been served.

♥♥♥♥ you sonata spin HACKS REPORTED. ENJOY YOU'RE BAN

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My name is Jeremy and ever since i was 3 I dream of becoming a carrot. As a kid I would dig holes and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. Its not easy becoming a carrot but I was told I could become anything if I put my mind to it. Please don't copy pasterino my story

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tbh that video makes me gag