Edgy Scout Main. Pope of Spode. Excessive Black. I'm not selling the hat.

Shoots and Cuts.


[3:40 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Okay, look, I'm calling the guards. I'm not selling you half-orc butt rum.

[3:40 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
*charm person*

[3:41 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Get out of here kid, they won't play around if they catch you
he rolled a 10

[3:41 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
look buddy
I have 18 charisma
just give me the rum

[3:41 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
That means I solve problems
Not practical problems, like, what is armor
Because that would fall within purview of your conundrums of fisticuffs
I solve social problems
for instance
How am I gonna convince this flat footed tavern keep to serve me my delicious half orc butt rum?
The answer
Is a spell
And if that don't work
Use more spell
*pours drink*
Like this little old number casted by me

[3:43 PM]
kroger brand measley-likes:
(*dominate monster*)

[3:43 PM]
Filthee Awlzet:
Enforced by me
And you best hope
Not rolling for you