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So, I was wearing my Confederate flag T-shirt at Taco Bell when the ♥♥♥♥♥ behind the counter was like, "That shirt is racist." I couldn't believe it. "Actually," I explained, "the Civil War was about states' rights, not slavery." I considered walking out then and there but was really hungry for a chalupa. So, I handed the female my $2 bill, but--and I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering the level of education in this country--she refused to accept it. "It's legal tender!" I said. "You cannot refuse it! It is my right to use it!"

She wouldn't budge, claiming that there was no place in the register for $2 bills. (For ♥♥♥♥'s sake.) "Alright," I said, handing her my $1 coins. I was half expecting her to raise a stink about that, but she didn't. I guess there's still some hope. "No need to be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥," I said. She flipped. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥," I said, "not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ly. Don't you know the difference?"

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