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Cian 2017 年 7 月 14 日 上午 11:33 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO
Navy Teal 2017 年 2 月 12 日 上午 2:22 
+Rep I don't even know what this does but I see people doing so I'm going to do it :steamsalty:
Navy Teal 2017 年 2 月 12 日 上午 2:20 
Went to Walmart after work today. Ordered a package with 10 coat hangars. I pay for my meal and pull up to the next window. They hand me the package. 5 HANGARS. Would you guess who was behind the cash register? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my coat hangars. What are they doing with the extra coat hangars they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
Medium Sized Bepis 2017 年 1 月 1 日 下午 4:28 
Went to Sega Headquarters after work today. Ordered a Sega CD with a Sonic CD. I pay for my games and pull up to the next window. They hand me the bag. Sonic 06. Would you guess who was behind the window? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my games. What are they doing with the Sonic CD they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
Qlil 2016 年 11 月 29 日 下午 12:11 
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?:damien:
Broadway Rose 2016 年 11 月 5 日 下午 9:32 
+Rep Doesn't hate me :D
Navy Teal 2016 年 10 月 8 日 下午 4:43 
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Mltqhzkzrz 2016 年 9 月 11 日 下午 6:12 
You've owned your car for four years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad and then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs, you're like, nothing can replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls and you break into your happy dance.
Mltqhzkzrz 2016 年 9 月 3 日 上午 8:00 
I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ ｎｅｗ ｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
Medium Sized Bepis 2016 年 7 月 29 日 下午 4:28 
asDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASDASD Get guffawed
Medium Sized Bepis 2016 年 7 月 15 日 下午 7:03 
Wow colon, i got ya to 10 goofs, kill yourself
Cian 2016 年 6 月 21 日 下午 6:48 
Are you Bernie Sanders?
Medium Sized Bepis 2016 年 6 月 1 日 上午 5:14 
Is this where I leave my memes? I think i'll just leave my memes here *gently places memes*.
Mltqhzkzrz 2016 年 5 月 30 日 下午 5:16 
Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm cleaning up my friends list. Unfortunately you didn't make the cut in staying on it, and I am sorry. We never become better and more prosperous if we don't learn from our mistakes. Also, I have no interest in trying to be friends with someone who thinks they have (52) friends or whatever you're up to now. Do you even have 1 real friend or just collecting people you don't know on steam? Either way I don't think you know or have any clue what you're doing and I want nothing to do with it.
Medium Sized Bepis 2016 年 5 月 29 日 下午 6:20 
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Law 2016 年 5 月 16 日 下午 8:22 
M8 We know. We all know -_-
Cian 2016 年 4 月 30 日 下午 2:51 
ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ
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Cian 2016 年 3 月 21 日 下午 4:07 
bring back the old pic
Cian 2016 年 3 月 20 日 下午 3:47 
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Mltqhzkzrz 2016 年 3 月 6 日 下午 7:24 
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76561198107611555 2016 年 1 月 25 日 下午 12:04 
+rep fast and nice trader:steamhappy:
Cian 2016 年 1 月 23 日 上午 9:56 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL FOR KILLIN THE MUDDA TRUCKA THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get 9 your A TRUE HOMIE!
Cian 2015 年 12 月 21 日 下午 5:35 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your memes gave me cancer anyway
Cian 2015 年 12 月 4 日 下午 6:40 
colin is a kawaii santa spazz dancer
Medium Sized Bepis 2015 年 12 月 4 日 下午 2:43 
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Cian 2015 年 12 月 3 日 上午 6:05 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
Cian 2015 年 11 月 29 日 下午 4:10 
intense swag like caillou
limes 2015 年 11 月 21 日 下午 1:08 
A turkey eh? I eat turkeys!
Medium Sized Bepis 2015 年 11 月 20 日 下午 6:22 
THANKSGIVING IS RACIST ALIEN POLYPROPALENE!!!(:
Cian 2015 年 11 月 8 日 上午 7:19 
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Cian 2015 年 10 月 28 日 下午 5:09 
colin is dead rip, 1922-1991
limes 2015 年 10 月 17 日 下午 12:05 
Get rekt noob
Cian 2015 年 10 月 4 日 下午 7:38 
nice meme
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 9 月 16 日 下午 3:42 
This is Knuckles, and I'm back
I've been away for a while
But I'm here to kick some butt in Wild Canyon
I shall find all the pieces of the Master Emerald here
I'm gonna get those fools
They wanna play with my emeralds
They playin' with the wrong guy

E-chi-do-na, that's what I'm represtin'
Never seen a mic hog spit like a menace
Wild Canyon fun, I gotta chase a bat, ha
Yeah, Rouge, she's s*** and smooth
A double-cross spy thief that's out for my jewels, ah
I feel her watch in mysterious ways
That's why I stay on point like every single day
I gotta protect this place I do it for my race, ah, ah
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 9 月 16 日 下午 3:31 
Let's take a dive, in Aquatic Mine,
Once was a coal pit, but now it's a water ride,
Makes you wanna sit back, enjoy your life,
And do things you like doing, get to shine.
It sure beats fighting with the foes all the time,
But I gotta do it, they always stay out of line,
Sometimes I wanna just chill and land,
But I'm the protector of the Emeralds and gems.
Staying up a duct, I'm in a deep cut,
I'm seeing skulls that burn, they trying to cut me off,
Avoiding my luck, I'm feeling kinda stuck,
I'm in narrow hallways running like it's a ballgame.
Hand track, beat track, all lead to different hallways,
In a maze, and I don't know what to do,
Guaranteed though, Imm'l find the Emeralds,
They don't call me Knuckles for nothing, I can't lose.
Sure beats fighting with the foes all the time,
Staying up a duct, I'm in a deep cut,
I'm seeing skulls that burn, they're trying to throw me off,
Avoid in my luck, I'm feeling kinda stuck,
Don't call me Knuckles, gimme da bucks.
LOANSHARK 2015 年 8 月 24 日 下午 4:31 
ur stupid
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 7 月 2 日 下午 5:44 
ANGRY AT COLIN? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

I GOT 'EM ALL!
Traditional Left Handed Fancy
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I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!
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The Euro The Pound The Lira
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Need something with a bit more RANGE? To start off, the lever-action 7-round buckfork:
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Ruggedly RELIABLE, best suited for lynching OP's at a close distance.
Next we have the FULLY AUTOMATIC FORKPITCHER:
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A modified tommy submachine gun equipped with a 100-minifork drum, perfect for dispatching entire herds of OPs without reloading.

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Petition forkistan to standardize these models and bring glory to the resistance once more!
HAPPY LYNCHING!

*some assembly required
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 6 月 14 日 下午 6:42 
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ђєץ ς๏ɭเภ เՇร ๓є ยг ๒ค๔ кคקקค ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ☂
Cian 2015 年 6 月 14 日 下午 5:59 
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C3P0 2015 年 3 月 27 日 下午 7:01 
+rep nice guy c:
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 3 月 15 日 下午 2:05 
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我看報紙才知道我 2015 年 3 月 5 日 上午 8:45 
+rep:medicon:
YV 2015 年 3 月 2 日 上午 4:28 
+ rep very nice guy, was fun to trade and looking forward too trading more with him :)
Mltqhzkzrz 2015 年 2 月 6 日 下午 6:06 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go-7U8m_CCU plums ok
zay 2014 年 12 月 31 日 上午 8:21 
+rep 2 fast
Pulmotsham Ruzh 2014 年 12 月 25 日 下午 4:41 
+rep fast and good trader
JJ 2014 年 12 月 23 日 下午 6:21 
too cool. just so fab.
Jerm 2014 年 12 月 22 日 上午 11:34 
+rep Good person, good trader