Avast mates and welcome to the 23 seas of the world I conquered. They call me Captain Daddy and I am the toughest pirate to beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out of the world. I made my name known to the smarties of the smarties and toughies of the toughies. Come aboard so we can make a better world, and ask yourself, Do you want to turn the world upside down with me?
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I identify as a 300-pound 28 year old that smokes 20 cigars at once

My first mate is the headless body of Black Rambo

My favorite games is:
Rainbow Six Siege
Team Fortress 2
Broforce
Speedrunners
Rocket League
Shadow of Morder
MGSV

I shall elect Alice Cooper as president in the year 2020 to make America great again

I chug 334 gallons of Sprite and Root Beer a day

On top of that, I chug an additional 500 kegs of rum each hour

I am always sober, because my liver is made of pure Adamantium
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Written by: Johnny Dropkick http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/id/LIQUID_WATER_/

To wrap this up, here is my booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAxOhwrqiAQ