Congrats on 2K hours!

hi sir i have noticed your operation phoenix weapons case i am a very interseted collector (i have many myself) and i would like to trade my a ★ Flip Knife | Case Hardened that i have for all your cases ( link to my items here thank for yuor interest!

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Is this the real captain?

I love my daddy.