. If I have morning wood I legit just can’t pee until it goes down because you’re not managing that standing up without making a huge mess and if I sit down there isn’t a big enough gap to fit it past the toilet seat. Ugh, and when it’s soft and it hits the water when you sit down? Yuck, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross, I hate it.I can’t use regular size condoms cause I literally just can’t get them on, they get stuck. And, wouldn’t you know it, large condoms are way more expensive cause companies know a lot of guys buy them just to try and pretend they’re bigger.

The biggest annoyance is definitely clothing: I can’t wear briefs or boxer briefs because there just isn’t enough room in the crotch and things get very unpleasantly squished. I can’t wear sweatpants without underwear without people being able to basically see my ♥♥♥♥ through them. I’ve been accused/warned of being hard when I wasn’t several times because of how big the bulge is. I have pyjama bottoms where I have to push them down to pee instead of using the slit cause the hole’s not big enough.

Don’t even get me started on how awkward/annoying getting hard is. If I’m wearing shorts I’m just screwed cause either it pokes out the bottom, it creates a massive tent, or it pokes out the top. Jeans at least I don’t have to worry about it poking out the bottom, but cause of how tight they are you can see everything if I point it down, or it’s still poking out if I point it up. I have to wear loose shirts so it’s not obvious

Last night, when we were having dinner, I yelled "I hate this!!!" and got nearby objects such as the remote controller and a wooden hanger and smashed them into the 32" LCD TV multiple times until it was completely destroyed. After the rampage, my wife was shaking in the corner, about to cry.

However, that was all a prank. I bought a new 40" TV which was already delivered and we just had to pick it up at the drop off spot. When I tried to approach my wife and tell her about this, she yelled "I'm done!", took just her wallet and car keys, then left.

She seems to be staying at her parents' house at the moment. I have messaged her that I am sorry and that it was just a prank, but those messages were left on read.

What should I do? I asked my mother-in-law for a phone call with my wife, but so far, I haven't received any call.

Everytime I play with HuTao in Genshin Impact I cant controll myself, I can't help but to get down on all fours, barking uncontrollably, is this a virtue of love or one of lust? It makes me question my existence, was I merly born just to serve HuTao? To be her dog? If thats my sole reason of existing then I'm happy to carry on living for the sake of me and HuTao....... omg HuTao is doing her idle animation while staring at me

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore.

Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.