I regret to inform you that Bagel Delivery Incorporated has been absorbed by Bagel Pickup Incorporated and therefore your order of 200 bagels cannot be delivered. That being said, Bagel Pickup Incorporated is pleased to inform you that your original order will still be honored. In addition, for the moderate waiting period, we are happy to award you with 1 additional free bagel!

To claim your outstanding order, visit us at our only location:

Point Nemo, Pacific Ocean, on a Small Wooden Boat, Open 3:00-3:10 A.M. December 11th, Once Every 2 Years

Unfortunately, the bagels have rotted completely during the delay of your order. We are processing a re-delivery of the bagels you have been expecting. As a sign of good faith, we will be including a tub of veggie cream cheese to show thanks for your patience.
~ Sincerely, Bagel Delivery Incorporated

We are still working on your order, sir. Sorry for the delay.

Bagel delivery!