Hello my name is Caligula, and I am an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.