LEARNERS 最近的评测

The more I think about this game the more I realize it's probably my favorite game I've played in the last year or so. Worth a look.

It's a lot of fun to poke around in this house. Worth the price of admission for the atmosphere alone, and the little story worked for me as well. I feel that if they had made it today they may have had the confidence to axe the narration in exchange for more written content. At times, it felt like the VO was butting in on an otherwise really nice quiet experience. Reasonable minds might disagree there. Even still, it works great and I got all misty-eyed. Good stuff.

Freakin CRaZy game!!! The only downside is that you can only buy Super Credits 20 dollars at a time in the Super Store. You see, when you buy more you get a little extra scratch depending on how much you buy. So like, what if I wanted to spend several hundo or thouso on delicious blue funbucks? Imagine the value. The value would be off the frickin charts. Instead I gotta just buy them 20 dollars at a time over and over and over and it takes ages just to click through that many transactions on Steam and my hand hurts. My favorite stratagem in the game is Onyx Rock Slide.

It's yesteryear's viral smash and the reason there's an entire genre of "lethal-like" games now.

This game is amazing but not because it's kludged together-- I genuinely feel like it isn't, it just looks like it is. It's also not that it generates endless silly horror movie scenarios, although it absolutely does and that's a lot of fun. It's that it is a competent and challenging rogue-lite (sort of) that pretends to be a party game and is still enjoyable even if you're dogwater at it, but it rewards you even more for becoming good at it.

This is something that a lot of its imitators get wrong. You can spend a ton of time being genuinely thrilled and challenged by this game because it is an excellent game first and foremost with rock-solid systems, it just also happens to be YouTube channel stimulant. And friendship stimulant.

Amazing prox-chat implementation, amazing mod support, must-play banger if you have gamer buddies.

Amazing movement game-- we LOVE goat girl.

I would kill or die for this game.

Really wonderful. I was enraptured by Myst as a tiny child in the early 2000s and this version of Riven gave me a piece of that same wonder I remember from long ago. Banger.

A Difficult Game About Climbing couldn’t hope to be as meaningful or clever as Getting Over It, but it could have gotten very close. It did not get very close. I’m going to be comparing the two a lot here. To be clear, I’m only doing that because the comparison is made across all the marketing material for the game and also superficially within the game itself, even going so far as to include a quote that is also in Getting Over It at the end of the game. So, I don’t think this is unfair. In short, this is not a bad game, but I think you should go play Bennett’s instead.

Full disclosure, Getting Over It is a top-5 game for me. In addition to containing a poignant little message about outsider art and B-culture, it succeeds in being a ridiculously tight piece of software. Very precise controls (despite what people often say) with reasonable odds of actual mastery of the systems by the time you’re up the mountain. And, to put it simply, everything in Getting Over It works because everything else in Getting Over It works. The message aligns with the shape of the game aligns with the mechanics aligns with the design of the environments you climb through. The main, huge, unignorable problem with A Difficult Game is that no such alignment of mechanics and ideas is present here.

Nothing exemplifies this as clearly as the inclusion of checkpoints. Part of what made Getting Over It so cool is that after you complete an obstacle once, you’re basically good to go every time you reach it. It embeds itself in your muscle memory and you kind of form a mental checkpoint. This would not be possible (or would at least have to be very different) if the movement were not precise. A Difficult Game’s movement is, as a casual, basically nonsense that is greatly concerned with momentum and swinging, but we still want the obstacles to be crazy because that’s what we all think Getting Over It does, right? So now you have a problem– nobody is going to try the pillar-to-pillar jump at the start of the second level 50 times under threat of full reset. Instead, we get checkpoints, and you get to try the jump, scramble up out of the water, try the jump, scramble up out of the water, try the jump, over and over and over again. Do you get better at the jump? Yes. But can you now hit it the majority of the time, like how you can hit Devil’s Chimney almost every time after learning and feeling how to do it like, once? Probably not unless you practice the jump far more than is actually required to finish the game. More importantly, did you have any fun, like how after getting past Devil's Chimney, the climb up to it doesn't really feel like a challenge anymore because you improved? We'll come back to this question, but whatever feeling you get from making incremental progress in Getting Over It, it’s largely absent in this game and replaced with the normal feeling of being a gamer and gaming through levels in a game.

It’s funny, looking back, that Getting Over It works at all. By the time you pass Orange Hell or thereabouts, you basically know exactly how your hammer is going to interact with every surface for the remainder of the game (except for the snowy mountain, Bennett whyyy). It’s interesting how, despite the massive challenge of various parts of that game, you gain valuable information with each attempt of each section until you have the whole picture. Kind of a monumental achievement, and I haven’t seen anything like it before or since. This game gets sooooo close to something similar in its friction thing, but it only ever goes as far as surface you can grab, surface you can grab but don’t move too fast or you’ll maybe slide, and surface you can grab but you’ll slide down regardless of movement. It’s not bad, but I don’t feel like I’ve got every material on lock, and the bottom line is that it is experientially way different than operating the hammer in Getting Over It. If we want to do Getting Over It "again," we need something as good as that hammer.

I can’t help but draw a comparison between the hardest parts of each game. In Getting Over It, that’s gotta be Orange Hell. In A Difficult Game, it’s whatever that level after the construction site is, before the ice zone. I will henceforth call it “Really Bad Rocks, Where Everything Falls Apart”. Orange Hell feels like it’s an order of magnitude harder than what came before it, and there’s the potential for huge losses of progress if you slip. It should be unreasonably annoying and nobody should complete it, but they do. This is of course because of everything we’ve already talked about. The controls are rock solid. The sense that you’re making progress is strong. The strange way that the funny gamer man talks to you has you hooked. And, importantly, it’s actually not so difficult. You already have almost everything you need to complete it the moment that you see it, you’ve been learning it all along the way. It’s a hard obstacle that does a really convincing job of looking impossible. None of this is to say that you won't spend four hours on it the first time– you probably will. But you'll spend only a fraction of that time on the rock face proper and the rest will be spent mastering the route up to Orange Hell from the grill.

Compare this to Really Bad Rocks, Where Everything Falls Apart. You crash through the first several levels of the game in 30 minutes and then suddenly you’re here. It is superficially similar to Orange Hell in that it is a monumental jump in difficulty midway through the game that essentially opens up “the end part”. You have four ludicrously precise jumps to make in sequence, including the hardest jump in the game, which comes last. In my case, I did JUST the first jump for an hour and a half. Jump, splash, scramble back up, jump, splash, scramble back up, jump, splash, and so on. At this point I had a 10-20 percent success rate on jump one. Now I get to practice jump two, but only on 10-20 percent of my attempts. The fudginess of the controls means there isn’t a lot of learning beyond devising new ways to throw yourself at the stupid task before you. There’s no tension and no stakes. The only thing threatening you is the possibility of the awkward swim back to the left if you fall. Nothing about the arrangement works. No wonder there has to be a checkpoint right there.

Looking at these two obstacles, we can finally see the greatness before us: Getting Over It is hard because of tension. A lot of the individual obstacles and jumps aren’t super precise in that game, it's the threat of falling that gets you. The tough parts imprint themselves in your brain such that you become incapable of messing them up after you learn them, and replaying the more mundane sections as you go means that eventually you will have done every part of the game enough to not even fear falling. The whole arrangement is enabled by tight gameplay, and the message and vibe of the game are the cherries on top. A Difficult Game fails to replicate any part of this. It is not without merit. I think a lot of the individual levels leading up to Really Bad Rocks, Where Everything Falls Apart are fun to traverse, occasionally clever, sometimes bordering on genius (that big red beam in the construction site was especially cool to parse) and the game is good for an hour or so of fun if you take it slow. The art replicates the look of Getting Over It basically perfectly. It is a very functional game that does not crash or bug out. But the nonsense really snaps into focus midway through, and I'm left feeling like maybe we don’t need to recreate the shape of a great game without having anything to add.

The best game, maybe.

You already know what’s fun about this game. It’s got the many weapons and the lots of unlockables and the big team battle and the gunplay. But it’s not a worthy replacement for any existing, fallen-from-grace FPS properties and it’s not really that compelling on its own either.

The super short version is that this game doesn’t know what it is. It is sort of a tactical shooter. So, for instance– no minimap, target identification is a challenge, no healing over time, reloading takes approximately the rest of your life, you can combine magazines and manage your ammo, and squadplay is theoretically important.

Buuuut…. Movement speed and TTK are cranked. So, the most effective way to engage your enemies is to wiggle around like a little freak and dropshot them. This, to me, feels dissonant.

It doesn’t help that the grind takes a pretty long time by working adult standards, and now that the veteran players are kitted out with all the unlockable attachments, I imagine the onboarding process for new players is sort of unpleasant. And while I don’t think that the community here is as toxic as like, Modern Warfare 2, it’s generally unfriendly in my experience. I played quite a bit during that initial launch period and it started out good. It is no longer good.

You can reasonably get some enjoyment out of this game but I think you’re likely to have a better time with a more-polished, better-supported shooter.