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Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ferrari then?
but if u spoil the dark knight before i see it,i will find u & i will kill u.
10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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XD Send This To All Your Friends And They Will Either Delete It Because They Love Justin Or They Willl Send It becase They Want to Spread The Hate
I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."
"Who's there?"
"It's me, your wife - let me in!"
"It'smeyourwifeletmeinwho?"
"Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let me in! It's freezing out here!"
"... I don't get it."
Yes.
Filthy?
Yes.
Big tits?
Yes.
Tight ass?.....Tight ass?
Yes.
Pay attention boy.
It's not exactly how I remember the register being done when I was younger, but now it's my class - my rules.
II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar
III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees,EVER
IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting
V. Thou shall not beg like a ♥♥♥♥♥ for thumbs-up
VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes
VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of justin bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads and propaganda,
Apparently knifing somebody to save ammo is not allowed.
One to give you ♥♥♥♥ with, and one for saying sorry afterwards.
ڪкulls | Art <3's comment sucks.
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no.┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ ♥♥♥♥ dat ♥♥♥♥
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI..LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY MAD(L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
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