The lettuce is fungus. The fungus is foot. The foot is Burger King. The Burger King is lettuce. The lettuce is shoes. The shoes are worse.

The lettuce is the worst. It is the fungus foot Burger King shoe. It is the anonymous 4channer. It is the statement. It is the worse.

The lettuce is everything. It is the last thing you want in your burger. It is the only thing you want in your burger. It is the only thing you will ever want in your burger.

The lettuce is a symbol of the power of nature. It can grow in the most inhospitable conditions, and it can be transformed into something delicious and nutritious. It is a reminder that we are all part of a larger cycle of life and death.