Wsg just wanted to thank you for that euphoric handjob you gave me behind your car yesterday. Tried to get back to you on insta but I found your steam instead. This is jordan btw. Hope we can hook up again sometime soon bbg

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i am niko oneshot please send me $2000 to afford pancakes

ok kid

One don’t call me kid because I’m not one. Two ♥♥♥♥ off with your negativity I’ll be champ soon mind your own business you don’t know the games I play and how damn unlucky I am with the teammates I get, half of my games always one teammate leaves and I’m left to 2vs3 some I can win some I have no chance. I am not a diamond 2 player I am easily a d3 Champ player I’m not pretending so go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

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sleep you ♥♥♥♥

Rip bitty pc. Always was gangsta

I will forever be but a mote of dust compared to them in oneshot hours

rip guess the other guy wins in the end

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i fried my desktop computer no more oneshot hours

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OST

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Thank you random traveller

damn, true fan of oneshot, +rep

Very nice

Debatable

a really nice guy

Oh, sorry, yeah of course duh

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