I know I know, society will have you believe that having a big Johnson is something all women desire and seek but it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. My Peter isn’t even that large, to put it into perspective, if a chicken nugget were 1 inch long then it would be 8 chicken nuggets long and girthy too, can’t even fit the plonker into a toilet paper roll tube. Sex becomes a mini game. On top of controlling your rhythm now you’ve gotta make sure you don’t accidentally shank your gf like a starving inmate staring at that last ramen packet you’ve got. Balls deep becomes a long forgotten dream, unless you’re exploring the deepest caves known to man you can say goodbye to blissfully slamming the entire shaft in n out. Sex has ended early more than once due to an accidental stabbing, regardless of if foreplay was done or not. She could be a slip n slide water park and I’ll still have to worry about breaking the ride. So no, having a third leg ain’t all it’s cracked u

just wanna thank you again for rescuing my son KingEman down from that tree the other day, that child can be such a handful.. If you hadn't been there then well, he wouldn't be here.

I'm supposed to be making LazyTown lazy but this one Sportaflop keeps kicking my ass

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