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Hey! Can you add me just for a little chat? I couldn't send you friend request...

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When he hears the fire bell chime,
Fireman Sam is there on time.
Putting on his coat and hat,
In less than seven seconds flat.
He's always on the scene, Fireman Sam.
And his engine's bright and clean, Fireman Sam.
You cannot ignore,
Sam is the hero next door.
Driving down the busy streets,
Greeting people that he meets.
Someone could be in a jam
So hurry, hurry, Fireman Sam.
He's always on the scene, Fireman Sam.
And his engine's bright and clean, Fireman Sam.
You cannot ignore,
Sam is the hero next door.

When nothing is seen,
nothing exists.
When nothing is heard,
Nothing is there.
When nothing is smelled,
There is no scent.
When nothing is felt,
Nothing is everything.
When nothing is tasted,
There is no food.
So where is paradise?
Remember,
everything is a lie,
until someone believes.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?