+rep friendly teammate

Holy ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the minecraft creeper so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥ing sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies.

♥♥♥♥, the ♥♥♥♥ing villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to ♥♥♥♥ing town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.

The ❄️ 🌟 🔦 ⚪ on the mountain 🌙 🌠. 🙅🏻 a👣 to 🐝 👀. A 🏰 of 😢, and it 👀 like☝️️ the 👑. The 💨 is 🐺 like this 🌀 ❄️ ☔️ 🏠. 🙅🏻 keep it in, ☁️ 💡 ☝️️ tried. 🙅🏻 let 👬👫 in,🙅🏻 let 👬👫 👀. 🐝 the 👍 👧 👇 always have to 🐝. 🙅🏻, don't 👐, 🚫 let 👬👫💡. Well now 👬👫 💡. 👐 it 🚗,, 👐 it 🚗,,🙅🏻 ✊ it back anymore. 👐 it 🚗,, 👐 it 🚗, turn ✈️ and 🔨 the 🚪. ☝️️ 🚫 care, what 👬👫 going to 👄, let the ☔️ ⚡ ❄️ 😡 on, the ❄️ ⛄️ 🙅🏻 bothered ☝️️ anyway. It's 😜😂 how some ✈️ 🚆 makes everything 😳 🐜. And the 😱 that once 👮 me, 🙅🏻 get to☝️️ at all. It's 🕓 to 👀 what☝️️ can do. To 📝 the 📊 and 🔨 through. 🚫 👍 , 🚫 👎, 🚫

Now this is a 📖 all about

how my life got 🔁⬆️⬇️

now I'd like to take a

⌛️ just 💺 👉 I'll tell ya how

I became the 👑 of a

🏠🏡🏡🏠🏠🏡 called 🔔💨

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Damnit Bobbeh,I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutt

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That video is Gold, 10/10 would watch again

wtf is this

3/10 egg daddy

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know.
If you get back 5 you're beautiful.
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you're wet like a soggy noodle ripe with the glow of moonlight

Tell ur friend he's ass and that's why he had to make a second acc to play on so he could play easier people, y'all will get what you deserve

Ooga booga, Baracude, Hallelujah!

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