loser

Pooped himself

Sometimes, at school, I see my crush buying a bean burrito and just think of the chunky♥♥♥♥♥♥shes going to take afterwards

My girlfriend has always been a fan of spongebob squarepants since the beginning of our relationship. She collects all these pictures, toys and stuffed animals of his and displays them all over her room. I didn't think it was weird at first, but her obsession just keeps growing and growing. She can't go a day without watching him and her spongebob stuff is everywhere. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found her in the tub masturbating with a yellow sponge that looked similar to spongebob (minus the pants). I don't know what to do, I asked her about it, but she seemed defensive and just said it felt good. Maybe I sound paranoid but how can I prevent things from getting out of hand? I've never heard of a girl masturbating with a sponge before.

Butts are blessings in physical forms.

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