Beep Bop 最近的评测

I bought this game for the $1 that it is. Unbelievable. Instead of buying a Diet Mountain Dew from my local wally world I decided to get some real hydrated gamer time. I WILL NEVER need a Mountain Dew again. The results from me playing this game are enlightening and you will not believe what happened next.

This game is a simple and easy puzzle game with a total of ten puzzles. The artwork is nice and simple with the showing of these great anime women's breast. God I love anime. As a gentleman that respects all women it is wonderful to see the anatomy of what a real woman should look like. Anime women are the true standards everyone should hold themselves up to now adays. I wish this game could be published by a triple-a publisher and placed on the x-box live market, so my non pc-elitist cousin, Jeremy, could play this game for himself instead of sitting in the room with me. Makes it a bit awkward.

The puzzles are small and basic enough to do that you can whip out your whip cream and slather your breakfast sausage while focusing on solving the puzzle. If you fail to solve them like me and can't wrap your head around how to click your mouse buttons, you can just press F and instant solve the puzzle. They really do it all in this game. And the music; don't get me started on the music. I don't even need to solve the puzzles when I can just jam to the royalty free sounds of Hentai Girl. Truly nothing can match this game's craft and artwork. This could be the third coming of Christ.

Soon after pressing F to finish the game and doing my 10 minute session, I unlocked 3,000 trophies; that you too can unlock! Along with the trophies my severe case of addiction to Fortnite has faded. From now on I will clock in unlimited hours into this golden example of what a game should be. I just wish I didn't buy v-bucks and just bought this game to begin with.

If you suffer from a serious illness or find no purpose in life; I believe this game could save you just as it did to me. Everyday I wake up and finish the 10 puzzles again before going off to work with my Louis Vuitton fedora($500) on, and when I come home I do it again until it's time for my bed time. I wish I could play this on the go with my Nintendo Switch. Will it come out on there too? Overall this game surpasses any scale to measure it on. Just like I do on my scale.