Date of birth: 3526-05-24
Where: Alpha Centauri
How: Big Dada exploded that big stellar ass
Problems: x(✓x+69)=g(f(x+7*g(x))+96*69-78+4819857725539507194046519.(027664651994788256888826627)/63892664
Race:Human with that Star Trek little borg eye
How did i travel back in time: Spining backwards in the washing machine cuz mom threw
me there
Occupations: Playing LoL everyday, asking people for money so i can buy games that i can afford just because i have a magic lamp with a magic biscuit in it that sings "I play Pokemon Go"
Future plans: Using my Brian to hack NASA and find aliens, become the president of United Noob Trainers™
Abilities: My mouth can talk without me, I can ♥♥♥♥ and still be virgin
Super Powers: Kamehameha


PC specs:
Processor: Little furnance in which i have to throw coal
Graphics card: 1 piece of painted wood
RAM: Some pennies i found in the ground smashed in the slots
Monitor: 2 pieces of broken glass
Headset: 2 preserves tied with a cable
Housing: A cubic piece of dirt mixed with glass
Mouse: A dead one bred in China
Keyboard: Rectangular painted cardboard with buttons made of tide pods
Screen rezolution: Fullscreen, windowed or watching porn
Windows: Windows95

Internet speed: 0.000000000000075bps
Google search history: redtub3, p0rnhub, tube8, spend money and win nothing, how to be lazy, I play pokemon go, GTA V RGB flying train, feet findr, glory hole is the goal.

Things about my life: I don't have one!
Life goals: Headshot someone trough the ass, Rule the World, Get a life
Play style: Never surrender ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
What songs i listen to: Hell noo, Dank memes, Can't touch this, dat boi, Suka blyat and Gaben.net.com.corrupted

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