SIGNED BY issie 3:14 am est 12/27/2025

If beanie has a million fans, then I am one of them. If beanie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If beanie has only one fan then that is me. If beanie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against beanie, then I am against the world.

I am jorking it

and by it i mean... i mean...

i mean my peanits

whenever i need to pee i watch the prequel star wars trilogy as soon as anakin shows up all of my liquids come flowing out i start moaning uncontrollably i start pulling my hair out as i moan his name i claw my blankets with my toes i start humping my pillow as piss is still flowing out of me the piss doesn’t stop until he leaves the screen and as soon as he comes back it all starts flowing again my room has piss everywhere from the amount i pee myself ive had to throw away so many pairs of underwear the pee stains wont come out theyre neon yellow it’s a radioactive piss made just for when i see anakin i will bottle up strands of hairs and make a doll of him i will make out with it every night before i sleep i will finger myself to his eyeballs i close my eyes and see his feet mmm.. his long long toes oh god how i want to shove his toes into my ears and nostrils chop them off and put them in my cereal and use my piss as milk mm im getting horny just thinking about it

yo... is this my #1 fan chat?