No one:

Not a single soul:

This video: exists

This comment: hold my beer

Me: so you have chosen death

Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg

Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces

Me: mom can we have death

Mom: we already have death at home

Death at home: surprised pikachu face

This video literally makes me cry every time

Who else is watching this in 2021

This video: wait that's illegal

Also this video: why do I hear boss music???

Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!



Edit: thanks for the likes XD

It smells very gay here

i want u make a right turn more aggresive an d make an uturn in next wave
thansk and welcmam

This profile features an perverted old man whom tries to lure children to his car with candy

I have a great idea. I want to make a porn movie of Jesus. It would start with him hoisting a huge table up and his biceps flex and drip with sweat. And it cuts to a passerby staring with lust. And Jesus nods and he slams the table down and wipes his brow. And his father comes in and says "Jesus, you must find a woman before the full moon festival or you will be shunned" and Jesus laughs and says "Oh father, you worry too much!"

Cut to Jesus in a field with hundreds of men. They have come for an orgy, but there aren't enough dildos and lube to go around. His disciples say "Master, these men want to ♥♥♥ already. Let them go to their own homes and masturbate" but Jesus took a single dildo and made it enough so all the man had ten to spare.

💯👌🎁me and my nibbas we’re out for a 🤠 walk ❗️❗️when suddenly ❗️❗️ shrek jumped out from behind a 🌲 🌳 tree we were so 😱 😱 😦 scared but Pali shrek told me not to worry as he grabbed 🤚 🤚 me by my shoulders and spread me wide it 😞 😔 😢 hurt at first but he told me not to worry. Soon it was all ogre. As he ✈️ flew away💯👌👆 he looked at me and 😃 😀 smiled one last time. I never 👀 👀 saw him again 👀 👀