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I just noticed steam censored my comments, well FIUICIK steam. So twinkle twinkle little star is too short but I did find the poem it was based on. This is not that poem:
Twinkle twinkle my little $lut,
How I love it in your Butt!
In your a$$ between those thighs,
Lick my a$$hole while you cry.
When your burning bum is done,
After I have my perverted fun,
Then you show your little prick,
Twinkle, twinkle, with our di-cks.
Then the Tav'ller in the dark,
For a fee he can park,
He wreks you like a little h0e,
Leaves you with a little ji.zz bow.
In the dark raw hole you keep,
I often shove my little peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Til the sperm inside it die.
'Tis your bright and tiny prick,
Cross swords with my little di.ck,
Now you swallow to your gut,
Twinkle, twinkle, my little $lut.
Love you mother fucIker
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Love you $am!
R.I.P. Daryl G
Mary Had a Little Gimp:
Mary had a little Gimp,
it's Latex black as coal.
And every orifice Mary filled,
the Gimp had a gaping Hole.
It followed her to a club one day,
which was against the rule.
It made the Bikers Laugh and play,
And was left seizing in a pool of drool.
Once the final man released,
they took it to emergency.
As they feared it may be deceased,
the medics worked with urgency.
They asked why the gimp loved Mary so,
and it mumbled an answer so very low.
About drugs and a vibrating dildo.
Deemed a lost cause the gimp was let go.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, I know.
And second, the reason I wasn't sure is because to my knowledge women don't have to get a prostate exam. My father told me about prostate exams when I was about 12. He then showed me pictures of the inside of his rectum from his prostate exam. I wish I were joking.
Who did weird things with a puppet
But through a window peeped Sam
who one night took it and ran
and just like the man with lube in his hand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Just gearing up to write a book full of nursery rhymes for adults. Like when Samuel L. Jackson did that lullaby "Go the ♥♥♥♥ to Sleep"
Working on a version of marry had a little lamb. Except it's not a lamb and she's not so innocent... More to come!!
Methuselah 6/09 Misanthrope you're bad.
Cyclopsided 7/09 A new thing! woooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU ARE CUTE
Kylebear 7/09 i miss your sexy voice
easterpink 7/09 i get hard when i see you on my friends list
Frobot 10/09 We all want your babies
welltimedly 8/09 Put your lips on my ♥♥♥♥♥.
Ranger McFriendly8/12 Only 1.5GB left? You need more dog porn.
Some other weird facts, ♥♥♥♥ is only said 8 times, Sex 3 times and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ none. Frobot has
commented the most at 12. I've post the most actual content. MISS YOU MOFO!
FODUND YOU
Who is that person?
lmao
Eyes on fire with fear
Try but you can't move
Heart about to burst
Hose rammed up your naked ass
Scream is muffled by the gas
The torment ahead is not your standard affair
I'm a twisted ♥♥♥♥ and I just don't care
Soon you'll have a corrosive liquid
Racing through your bowels
Melting your insides
Down the funnel and through the hose
Into your bowels the acid goes
Bloody foam dribbles out of you
Muffled screams
You die in excruciating pain