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Hi, wanna play together sometime? 😊

friendly and skilled, add me

+rep AWP virtuoso💢

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CS, you and me, now!

Next match?

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

hey, add me please!:)

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✅ Cool guy !!!

lets go party in csgo

signed :) lets play party csgo

Signed by me, lets play csgo

+rep! good teammate

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Watch out, if yo girl comes around hes finna sweep her off her feet. This mans right here is a Puh Magnet.

GO OUT

I saw Dom at a store the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but I didn’t want to bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh?" I heard him chuckle as he walked off. When I came to pay up front I saw him trying to walk out with like ten Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it, like “Sir, you need to pay for those.” He kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and said to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar, put them in a bag, and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by coughing loudly

I met Azloc 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Azloc himself.

I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Azloc, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Azloc put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

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So you're going by "Azloc" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Kutchie's Key West Kutcharitaville Cafe in Asheville,NC. serves The World's Greatest Cheese Burgers and The World's
Greatest Key Lime Pie.!!! I know this because I used to work
there for about 10 years in the 70's and the 80's. Kutchie Pelaez opened up in 1976 and it has been going since then. Those Awesome Cheese Burgers are made from fresh ground Black
Angus Beef everyday.......Kutchie charbroils them anyway you like them, rare,med.rare, whatever your heart desires.........
Kutchie makes those Key Lime Pies from his grandmother's recipe that she used while living in Key West back in the 1920's. It is the Best you have Ever Eaten. Kutchie has a very hard time baking enough...............................
If you want a Tasty Treat That Can't Be Beat just go to
Kutchie's Key West........Mark Bryant, Texas

My name: Luigi, M, C
-I am interested in gaming
-I am a good fighter (a guy who fights to defend himself)
-I am a fan of Star Wars (yes im 50% nerd)
-I am Italian, German, and Norwegian
-I am a fan of the Super Smash Bros franchise
-I am a current main of Link in SSB4
-I am a pro Super Smash Bros Player
-I am a Strong 14 Year Old
-I am represented by these Emoticons: []
The link to: Worlds ♥♥♥♥♥iest Player
Needed Facts of uigi
(Needed Fact: don't get on my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥nerves will ya? ) (Needed Fact 2: My old usernames are |(=#[═Luigi═]#=]| , Luigi [P2P] [SWORD] [RED] , WeegeeKing1 , Justlu ) (Needed Fact 3: If you wana be pro at Castle Crashers, you've come to the right place!)
Thanks,

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Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference).

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Don't call me nerd, nerd. Your memes may be fresh, juicy, some may even call them scrumptious. But anyone who has tasted my memes knows that there are just some things you can't learn just from doing them. I was born into this world knowing how to meme while I sleep, while I dream, and while I play violent video games on the best system, the Nintendo DSi. That's something they can't teach in school. Speaking of school, I have masters degrees in Chemistry, Anthropology, Music Theory, and Spanish. Como estas, ♥♥♥♥♥. All of my studies were devoted to the formation and history of memes (spoken and written) in the western world. I was awarded my Doctorate in 3rd Degree Memeology this past year, so you know I'm on my game. Now step off, "nerd."

Wellcome to criminal America! Carl Santino city, nicknamed Grand tough guy go to Vegas for new criminal adventures! Vegas gangs not welcome to him, but our tough guy do not ask them about it. All what he need, he just takes it. In Vegas he got in clash of city mafia crime war. It is real criminal war of mafia. Tough guy need help of his friend Tony and Tony's gang. But before this need do some dirty job for Tony.

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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brotheragain If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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-rep suck much at cs

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 8 years old, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because PLAYING WITH YOU gave me cancer anyway.™

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

You Have a HUGE ♥♥♥♥

You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth.

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~ signed by wojo