+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

"Varför garvar alltid dvärgarna när de spelar fotboll? för att gräset kittlar de på pungen"

"Vad säger den judiske pedofilen? Följ med upp i skogen så ska du få köpa lite godis."

"Vad svarade Leif GW när man frågade honom om vad som var vanligast: yxmord eller knivmord? Det är hugget som stucket"

"Vad kallar man en mexikan som blivit av med sin bil? Carlos."

"Hur vet man att det var en snickare? Det sågs pån."