-rap idiot noob

ugly fatass and talking like girl 7/24

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution?
Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf
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Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django

+rep talented player, include me

Skilled player

yooyo

+rep impressive player, can you add me?

+rep British

dominant player, solid positioning, let's keep the pressure on ˘⌣˘

+rep, good teammate

love your name and love it that you played 3 star wars games on 100% <3

+rep clutch king

trash talking and finishing the game 12 12 while playing 5v4 is crazy

+rep good player

+rep very good player

let's keep the streak going

Feeling lucky?

great leadership skills

friend me pls

Precision kills

Looking for an epic game night.

Epic gaming session? Yes, please!

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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+rep AWP sharpshooter

nice awp

lego star wars is pretty gay

Ready for the ultimate gaming duel?

add me

nice mate

-rep

-rep cheater

-rep noob

+reep

-rep wh and aim bot

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+rep add for trade

learn how to race ♥♥♥

d' you hav a bo.o o' wo'or

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-rep bad player, bad teammate

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+rep

learn how to race

dirty driver

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why