The Mayonnaise are a legendary clan of condiments. We, the Mayonnaise, lived in peace until the Vegemite attacked. I am now the last Mayonnaise. I spread myself day and night, training to become strong enough enact my revenge. I found a group of friends that shared my feelings of hatred. The Mustard, Ketchup, Relish, and Salt clans have all been emaciated by the Vegemite. Our clans might have been weak alone, but now we find strength in numbers. The Krusty Klumpy Kondiments is our name. We will make sure that everybody knows...we...do...not...spread...thin.