Wow flashbang blocking me, very salty boy!

"More Espresso, Less Depresso"

I think you've got the wrong fella. I didn't at any point say I was friendly then kill people. I may have yelled out "I'm not friendly!" and you only caught the friendly part. I also don't sit in rooms for longer than 2 mins, I get board. Maybe you're talking about a different fella?

This guy is amazing i have seen this guy in school

Bro's bombing my panties so hard.
The Fallout boy is a great touch.
I give you a 9/10.

First!

Please, fellow rationalists, help me. I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or something. evolutionary pressures sure did a number on my coordination, What if I start mistaking anecdotes for evidence? What if next time, I say “Jsus chrst” instead of “neil degrasse tyson”? I don’t like religion or anything related to religion. What if I’m secretly a diest? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to DISAPPEAR?? Yours truly

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favourite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

WombOT loved me and used me for chicken dinners then deleted me without a word, my heart has never known such coldness.

Man's upsetti spaghetti.

Ó, most már értem, a név szatíra, és egy pillanatra jó napot kívánok

Pathetic lol

melyik része annak, hogy nem tudok angolul, nem érted te disznó, csak információt kapok, nem írok esszéket

i was the guy who's mate you ran over in PUBG and left him the gear years ago... ';...;'..|..

met him in real life, bit shorter than i expected, around 5'2. Despite his short comings, hes alright dude

help me with cry of fear multiplayer PLEASE

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Who the f*ck are you?

That's a letter of recommendation, not an abusive comment.
I've won the love and adoration of the muppets.

what have you done to piss off kermit the frog

Once upon a time, in ♥♥♥♥ far far away.
Some ♥♥♥♥ told some other ♥♥♥♥ that this ♥♥♥♥ was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
So he set off on a treacherous journey through the land of ♥♥♥♥♥ to find the true meaning of ♥♥♥♥.

Long story short, this guys a master of ♥♥♥♥♥ so if you want to interact with him, you either better be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or hang yourself from the ceiling fan turned up to max power.

The End.

he has a twitch now oh boy

Y he heff 2 be mad?

Melvis are you ok? Do you need to talk to someone about your feelings?

Melvis seems like a nice and reasonable fella

Ooooh daddy, he salty as.
Yummy.

Needs to be punched in the face about 50times or your parents need to learn how to raise there kid right as this POS thinks cheating in game is not cheating, how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb do you gotta be to think that? This person, sorry not person, this POS that is on the ground that we walk over needs to get banned just for been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb! why are you on this earth? if you think you can just back cheaters in game when they even admit it? your a looser and a disgrace to man kind and Australia, please leave!