安装 Steam
登录
|
语言
繁體中文(繁体中文)
日本語(日语)
한국어(韩语)
ไทย(泰语)
български(保加利亚语)
Čeština(捷克语)
Dansk(丹麦语)
Deutsch(德语)
English(英语)
Español-España(西班牙语 - 西班牙)
Español - Latinoamérica(西班牙语 - 拉丁美洲)
Ελληνικά(希腊语)
Français(法语)
Italiano(意大利语)
Bahasa Indonesia(印度尼西亚语)
Magyar(匈牙利语)
Nederlands(荷兰语)
Norsk(挪威语)
Polski(波兰语)
Português(葡萄牙语 - 葡萄牙)
Português-Brasil(葡萄牙语 - 巴西)
Română(罗马尼亚语)
Русский(俄语)
Suomi(芬兰语)
Svenska(瑞典语)
Türkçe(土耳其语)
Tiếng Việt(越南语)
Українська(乌克兰语)
报告翻译问题

___________________________######__________
___________________________######__________
____________________________####___________
_____________________________##____________
___________________________######__________
__________________________#######__________
__####__________________#########__________
_######________________###_######__________
_######_______________###__######__________
__####_______________###___######__________
_____##################____######__________
_____############# +rep ##########__________
______#################____######__________
_______###_______#####_____######__________
______###_______#####______######__________
_____###________#####______######__________
#######_________##########_##############__
___________________________________________
Bilious baby braying babble bent her beak (what a freak)
┃ ● ═══ ┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█ you're adopted. █ ┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃█████████████┃
┃ ○ ┃
╰━━━━━━━━━╯
0 day(s) since last ban
Warhammer 40,000: Darktide with 534 hours and “Currently In-Game” as I’m reading this. This isn’t a game anymore—it’s your permanent address. You don’t log off; you just alt-tab to check if anyone’s noticed your last online status hasn’t changed since the beta. If The Emperor truly protects, he’s probably filed a restraining order against you by now.
Tactics Ogre: Reborn with 344 hours and 31 out of 34 achievements. At this point, you’re not just playing a tactical RPG—you’re living in it. Your brain probably calculates real-world conversations in turn order. You’ve spent so much time micromanaging pixel soldiers that I’m half-convinced you’ve tried giving your microwave +2 strength before reheating leftovers.
In the end, this isn’t a Steam profile—it’s a shrine to obsession, a mausoleum for sleep, and a warning to anyone who thinks “just one more match” is harmless. Between the intense “mystery” profile picture and the game hours that look like prison sentences, you’ve achieved something rare: you’ve become both the legend and the cautionary tale of the gaming world. Congratulations, I guess.