Fall fell and the sun waned lower on the horizon. My boner fought against the seasonal trend, rallying higher and wider with every thought of your hot ass bawd. When the time came an eagle soared above me, screaming with fury and a feather dropped into my hair. I looked bad ass like an indian chief. I yelled hard. ANDY STOP GAMING IM ABOUT TO JIZZ and then you looked at me all weird. That was the moment I knew, I'm about to marry this man and he is racist against indians.

Hey Andy I really like your profile keep it looking amazing! +rep

𝐻𝑒𝑦 Andy 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑒

→⠀ 𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 & 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑑 +1 ←
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Dearest Andy,
My buttcheeks tense as I write you this. I've been called to war, to fight for the freedom of Ukraine. I am leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again. I'll keep the naked picture of you covered in fluffy japanese pancakes and peacock feathers in my front pocket close to my heart. Please don't write me as it will only tear up my heart and take away my focus from wiping out these Спарта thugs. I'll always remember your soft gentle breath on my shoulderblades.

Amazing profile love the theme <3

Spring had sprung and our love was fresh and new, it feels like yesterday I was rubbing dandelion flowers on your chest and massaging your buttcheeks with wildflower honey. Now summer is upon us and I want nothing more than to embrace you again, to envelop you with hot strawberry sauce