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Gay Guy !!! ❤️
We can be unalive yourself for future games ^_^
✅✅✅+REP Big coc
✅✅✅+REP Good at sucking coc
✅✅✅+REP Nice coc
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice e-boy face
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Would noting that the street performer is dressed in bright clothing make the joke funnier?
A. Yes (by a large amount)
B. Yes (by a small amount)
C. No
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What is your age?
____
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What is your gender?
____
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What is your race?
____
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Do you have any family members?
A. Yes (a lot)
B. Yes (a moderate amount)
C. Yes (very few)
D. No
(This question is then repeated 4 more times on the same page)
Which of the following scenarios would make the joke funnier?
A. The street performer is noted to be particularly short
B. The street performer gets on stilts
C. The street performer falls to his death and lands in front of the 4 gentlemen, rendering the 4 men able to see him once more
D. The joke remains the same
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Would changing the gender of some of the parties involved make the joke funnier?
A. Yes (by a large amount)
B. Yes (by a small amount)
C. No
(This question is then repeated 4 more times on the same page)
Would making the joke more concise make it funnier?
A. Yes (by a large amount)
B. Yes (by a small amount)
C. No
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What joke length is optimal?
A. 14 seconds
B. 15 seconds
C. 16 seconds
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Did you find this joke funny?
A. Yes (by a large amount)
B. Yes (by a small amount)
C. No
(This question is then repeated 4 more times on the same page)
I’M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!
I will now hand a survey to the recipient of the joke, reading as follows:
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Which of the following activities performed by the street performer would yield the maximum hilarity?
A. Making himself turn invisible
B. Making someone else turn invisible
C. Balancing a ball on his nose like a seal
D. Juggling
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Would removing the declaration of the origins of the four men make the joke funnier?
A. Yes (by a large amount)
B. Yes (by a small amount)
C. No
(This question is then repeated 4 more times on the same page)
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Which of the following distances between the joker and the jokee yield the most laughter?
A. 60 cm
B. 70 cm
C. 80 cm
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Luxoni
L as in Lima
U as in Uniform
X as in X-ray
O as in Oscar
N as in November
I as in India
L-U-X-O-N-I
4 men originating from various countries are watching a juggler perform. The juggler asks if the 4 men can see them and they respond with “yes” in different languages, reproducing the phrase “Yes we see you” in a comedic manner. The recipient of the joke will laugh at this point.
L as in Lima
U as in Uniform
X as in X-ray
O as in Oscar
N as in November
I as in India
L-U-X-O-N-I
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching an excellent street performer juggling. The street performer noticed the four gentlemen were having trouble seeing him, so he stood up on a crate and asked "can you see me now?"
The four men answered back "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja.”
's Middags zuip ik een krat bier en six pac's, 10 six pac's
En 's avonds snuif ik mezelf kapot tot ik niet meer kan slapen
En mijn wijf, die wordt geneukt in der reet, door een ander
Mijn naam is Uxbridge, ik ben een autist
Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.
So the other day I was speaking with my toddler, who just recently turned 3 years old. I had to sit down with him and talk to him about r*cism after I caught his r*cist ass watching Paw Patrol. (its a show that glorifies p*lice)
When I asked him why he would watch such a horrendous show, he simply responded with “Ga ga goo”
I was fuming. Was he mocking me? I certainly never anticipated that I would raise such a cold blooded r*cist. I am starting to think that his response was fueled by s*xism caused by his dad, who is a wh*te m*le.
I showed him a video of hypersexual gay antifa militants to try to normalize his behavior. About halfway through the video one of the antifa militants gets tackled by a p*lice after flashing his genitals to an old woman. My r*cist son thought this was funny and went “ha ha”
What should I do? I dont want him to grow up to be a Tr*mp supporter or a homoph*bic.
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again
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