men

♥♥♥ Bigger knows that Alky Balky likes huge sweaty ding dongs shoved up his brown eye

Imagine you're sleeping... and then you hear a splashing sound... and then you feel a warm caress on your cheek... its enjoyable, you like the warmth you haven't felt from a women in many years... but then you hear a laugh and look up... It wasnt the touch of a women... it was George Gregory... and he was pissing... loads of piss... gallons some may say... you try to flee but are overwhelmed... the sheer hydraulic action you are exposed to by his piss hydrant is too much... you feel death take you... RIP Awesome Legendary Kiwi