Add me pls!

LFG Motherlode + 20
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

hii, added

heyya

added

add me, ready for some games together

accept pls

+REP
- Best bf in world ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
- Giga pro gamer ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?

get behind me GRRRRR

I am a wolf. I am an alpha.
I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.
Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.
But then they will be old and it will be too late.
Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.
On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.
Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.
I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.
Fear me.

enjoy your bbc

MEIN DRILLA ICH VERBLUTE

⠀Best Alpha <3⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢾
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Respected opponent!

i love you <3

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nice p90, add me, please

lfg motherlode +20

noob player

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sigma player

omena baanani pippeli

pro player

+rep pretty good player <3

goat :D, can you add me?

let's work together to win

+rep tactical expert

-rep

sharp reflexes

FREAK


Rust
TOTAL PLAYED
1,392.1 hours

sharp moves

+rep tactical playa

hey, accept me pls

ice spice would

imagine crying about someone first map in golf XDDDD

+rep nice profile😉

-rep boosted 20k lol

Let's hit some CS!

EATS ♥♥♥♥♥♥S

kid

noob

pro player :)

nörtti

nice awp

your time is ♥♥♥♥, mine is not