----rep doesn't know that i know he is a carolina hurricanes fan and doesn't know i was just doin' a lil trollin' since his name is literally 'penguin' therefore it would make sense if he were still a penguins fan specifically since he was more or less a penguins fan before he seriously cared about hockey and wore the penguins snapback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+rep diehard penguins fan

+rep Penguins need HUGS

+rep let his nfl team be bad for one week so mine could be good for one week

+rep knows that the carolina hurricanes will win the stanley cup in 2026

"It's Oilin' time." -Edmonton Oilers just before they oil all over the Panthers

+rep knows that the canes will win the stanley cup in 2026.

+rep slanders the great state of new jersey by not supporting the new jersey devils on their quest for the stanley cup

+rep likes new jersey and actually hoboken is pretty cool because you get a better view of manhattan than in new york itself!!!!!!!

-rep never replies to my steam messages and has a positive opinion of new jersey

+rep this guy lent me his horse after he was stabbed in the leg by a spartan in combat during the second peloponnesian war in 427 BC

NO I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST!!!!! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY VEHICLE'S EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!!

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I swear, some of you people hating on Altimas are the type of people that belong in Altimas.

Most of you don't even know what a CVT is and hate it because the internet said so. Most of you act like Altimas are the worst car in the world and you literally didn't even know Nissan made an Altima until the internet told you about it.

Most of you Chads talking trash about Altimas are the types of people to go out and buy a 1995 Chrysler Sebring and then talk trash about Altima drivers acting like their Sebring wasn't the Altima of the 90s and early 2000s.

Y'all are straight up annoying.

That's what I'm saying! I LOVE your 2009 Nissan Maxima!

Hey there, just dropping by to say I love your 2009 Nissan Maxima!

+rep Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America

+rep I told him no and he respected it

-rep forced me to do Oasis cover set with him at a pub in Manchester

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-rep plays football manager (my least favorite game ever)

i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier

according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?

i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall

as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it ♥♥♥♥ or would it make a completely different sound

as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish

i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

+rep told me once my braces were taken off that he'd take me on an ice cream date after his baseball game and we could get handsy in the backseat of his family Corolla

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"🤓"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathe

+rep had beers with this guy in ashgabat back in 97 and then we went up to samarkand the next week and ate uzbek non every day

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2.

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+rep taunted every england fan he made eye contact with on the way out of the stadium after the usa-england game at the 2022 world cup in qatar

+rep taunted every england fan he made eye contact with on the way out of the stadium after the usa-england game at the 2010 world cup in south africa

-rep didn't respond to me giving him +rep after a whole month

+rep exposed my corrupt dealings as someone who handed out -rep for no reason at all

-rep

📁Local Disk (C:)

└📁Program Files (x86)

⠀└📁steam

⠀⠀└📁steamapps

⠀⠀⠀└📁common

⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└❤️This folder is FULL

+rep cranks hoons and drinks termies in the hoon lounge

📁Local Disk (C:)

└📁Program Files (x86)

⠀└📁steam

⠀⠀└📁steamapps

⠀⠀⠀└📁common

⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim

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+rep he plays krunker (based)

-rep he is mean to me on my comment section

-rep disapproves of uncouth things said about vault girl on his profile

We all know, and love, vault girl. Her tits, her ass, her tits, her face, her hair, whatever the ♥♥♥♥ her job is, her tits, her personality and most importantly, her tits. vault girl is a lovely person, and I’m here to explain why she is in the category of top 3 hottest cartoon women. First of all, when we look at this art of vault girl below, the first thing we notice is her posture and positioning. she is leaning forward, as one would do when helping children, which shows her goodness and kind-hearted nature. from her body language, we can determine that vault girl is a very caring person, and has a beautiful personality, which is very important. my second point about why vault girl is ranked so high, is, obviously, her dump truck of an ass. the perfect shape and solidity of vault girl’s asscheeks are immaculate, and fit nicely with the rest of her body. her hips, the perfect width. vault girl’s thighs arent too thick, theyre just right.

So I was once on a date with my now wife. We were going over the bridge from Galveston island. There was a masive wreck and we got stuck for a few hours. We had stoped for a large sweet tea and a Diet Coke at the double arches. I have a bladder the size of a dime! I had to pee. There were cops walking around picking up scraps and what not so opening my door and going over the bridge were not an option. I peed in my McDonald’s cup and put it in the cup holder. A few minuets latter guess what I took a huge gulp of. Let me tell you fresh urine isn’t good, I’m not going to try fermented! Oh and by the way my wife, anytime she has apple Juice asks me if I want some pee.

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY ♥♥♥♥♥

A smoking hot woman got into my Uber today and I was in awe of her beauty. I knew I couldn’t fumble on the aux so I played “John Wayne” by Denzel Curry produced by Jpeg Mafia. Believe it or not she was BOPPING her head to the beat. This gave me a ton of confidence to play some more heat. She didn’t say much to me but it’s the proudest I’ve been of myself in a while.

-rep womansplained to me about mansplaining. 180 day VAC ban (for being a woman (racist))

I was on the McDonalds app and it said “check your wi-fry” which was a very funny joke. I don’t think you get it so let me explain: McDonalds have those french fries on their menu, you can get them in small, medium, and large (You used to be able to ‘supersize’ your fries but they took it off the menu, probably because of that movie). So they got the fries on the menu, and they have an app. If you have no wifi, most apps tell you to check your wifi. McDonalds is really funny so they made a little word pun and said “check your wi-fry” hahaha that’s a really funny joke if you think about it a little more lol. Share this joke with your friends if you think so too

-rep bowled a big fat goose egg at my uncle robert's 31st birthday party in 2007 (gutter ball every single shot)

÷rep bowled a 210 all the while screaming "I'M THE BIG HAMBURGER MAN! I'M THE BIG HAMBURGER MAN!" to Hayao Miyazaki at the 1999 IBC Men's Bowling Hartford CT Championship Tour (he thought it was the guy who made those cartoons but it was actually a guy by the same name who worked on Gran Turismo 2 at Polyphony Digital)

-rep screamed at me for playing my xylophone during a session of gran turismo 3 a-spec