Wired:HF/TheJanitorSlayer 最近的评测

classic....just classic....
but like....if I were in the game dude, I'd just kick the little girl
like lmao just kick dude looooool

and the lighting that y'all negroes bust nuts about doesn't even work on modern hardware anymore

yo, this game is supposed to be like an underrated gem but bro, did I play this wrong or something?
game sucks dude

this game was a lot better than I was a dumb child, I replayed it and it was alright

DURRDURRDURRDURRGURGLEDURR

sound of average bl2 fan drowning in their own throw-up

this game is for freakin peanut heads dude lmao

I saw a video of some psuedo-intellectual queerbo communist review this game in a van, complaining endlessly of how the game's edgy content made his dilator practically shoot out of his vaguely vaginal orifice at super-sonic speeds.

it was pretty funny also this game is good

Quite simply a masterpiece. I implore anyone who's checking this game's reviews out of curiosity to give the game a go for themselves. I must forewarn however, only those in possession of a truly intellectual mind will be able to grasp the finer points of this game's narrative. It is this intellectually dense quality which gives rise to the burning hatred surrounding the game, dark fires stoked by those envious, lesser subhumans who dislike Bad Rats. Essentially, only soft-serve brains with an inferiority complex directed at living gods such as myself could possibly hold any ill-well towards such a lovingly crafted game.

[A] Hate Todd Howard
[C] Support Todd Howard
[X] Who's Todd Howard?
[Y] Epstein didn't kill himself

this game is so cool
i take my dad's painkillers so i can like max payne who is cool

Give PewDiePie the 20 bucks you’d spend on this game