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B-Day Happy Dud

You're a dangerous nun.

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I sexially identify myself as a twitch chat spammer. I'm always posting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypastas here because I'm 50 year old fat virgin with no job, no friends, no ♥♥♥♥♥ and my ♥♥♥♥ is only 0.322 centimeters. I'm still living with my mother. She is better at playing dota than me and she started last week. That is because i dont have life. I dont have my desktop anymore because i had spammed too long copypastas about tucker in BTS and got life-long spam. I raged and sat on my poor comp. Now i only have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hp laptop with windows 95. Pls kids dont copypaste this message so you dont become life me

happeh berf deh ♥♥♥ XDDD

Happy B-Day brosephino!

Danke schön ♥♥♥

YE tanks!, U Tube!

And then Presvu thought, as she was writing a letter to Kelly ("Twitch chat, this is all your fault"). The sun rose but they couldn`t feel it`s warm touch, as Kelly and Presvu found themselves in a dark chamber barely conscious. "One of us will die today" - Kelly said in a small peep. "The decision is on his hands now" - Presvu replied, as she heard the trigger noise. A shadow moved as a cranky man with a deformed nose emerged from the depths of the room "You both shall die today" - LD whispered. Two shots were fired that day and nothing of value was lost.

Ask gusta hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Tanks!

I wake up everyday, look into the mirror and cry... I see Shadow Fiend's reflection, his old, ugly face, staring at me with his low-polygon eyes and laughs: "You will never get your patch!" I cry more. In the background I hear Legion Commander crying in Terrorblade`s arms. "They told me... They told me the time was now!" I cry more. Outside my window, a thousand souls crushing my house, my tier 2 house... Krobelus is laughing diabolically. "YOU HAVE NO FORTIFY!" My house crashes to the ground, I crawl out of the rubble, crying even more. Suddenly, Razor and Tinker stand above me, Tinker with boots of travel, Ethereal blade and his mighty Dagon and Razor with his almighty Sceptre... I cry out: "BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES!" Tinker smiles and reloads. "Welcome to 6.81", and blast his dagon. I cry.

Singsing donned his blonde wig and let out a series of hentai noises. "mimimimi," he said as he fingered himself furiously. The crowd of fanboys surrounded him and began to masturbate vigorously to their idol. With each "mimi" from singsing, the fanboys moaned with pleasured and continued their circlejerk with renewed vigor. A chorus of "mimimi" and "oh my gawd" was all that could be heard from the circle. Finally, as sing was about to climax, he let out an "EZ KATKA." The fanboys could not take it; they all came at once in a geyser of semen that would stain the floor for years. EE hung back and looked at the scene in disgust. "Yeah we gotta kick this guy," he thought to himself. And that's why sing was kicked from c9

Lepercons are short, green. and like rainbows....HOLY SHIZNUT, IMA LEPERCON!

༼ つ◕ل͜◕༽つ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀᴀᴀᴀ. ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴇʀᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀs ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙᴀɢᴇʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ༼ つ◕ل͜◕༽つ

And this thing is gay, just everything about it. Do I want it ? YEEEEES !

SO the good news is that this stuff is veryeryeryeryeryeryery sooƨ.

So what is this?

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lol rekt

i don't

stop AAAAAAAAAAAA and lets AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fk ur moter

Belga in Rial Laif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmplKxk2ROE

Happy Birthday!

WienerShitzle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZZahDbEsPs

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So scare.

Such dark

Many Tunnels

Wow Terraria

leo.

dsfdsfdsgdsg

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪʀʟ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

<3 Belga <3 :P Even in my long time of absence you kept thinking of me ;) :P:P:P

ti ringrazio per il regalo me Dota 2 :p

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homo

thnkz feggat.

+rep nice and patient trader

I c wat u bought thar

che nerd!

Post a status to your friends.

noob y u change avatar?

When i dont shave !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊­­­­́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵ًًًًًًًًًًٌٌٌٌٌٌٌٍٍٍَََُُُُُُُُُُُِِ͖̟͙]!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊­­­­́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵ًًًًًًًًًًٌٌٌٌٌٌٌٍٍٍَََُُُُُُُُُُُِِ͖̟͙]!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊­­­­́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵ًًًًًًًًًًٌٌٌٌٌٌٌٍٍٍَََُُُُُُُُُُُِِ͖̟͙

so funneh le 9gag XD

im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay and like ♥♥♥♥ sex in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass cuz im really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ utterly homosexual like some massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im so gay oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god please rape my face <3

Dota 2.