Ey asscrack the ♥♥♥♥ you doing you stinky. add me

♥♥♥♥

+rep after finding out my daughter is prego, he decides to move in with her into my basement, they now have a 1 year old baby girl. He even decides to show her some of his clips in hoping he makes a new god rust player that is a girl. She now has a 1.93 kda on rustafied medium and still to this day destroys clans by herself.

+Rep has a sick accent

+rep also bring my daughter back on ti---- oh wait...

+rep dude continues to ♥♥♥♥ my daughter to this day, even brings her back 1 minute before curfew

+rep dated my brother decent person, took him to dinner then drinks. Called him. They met for coffee. Didn't work out but great respectable guy.

My g since day 1

+rep nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥ c: <3

♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn is gay, no matter how hard you try to justify "feminine ♥♥♥♥♥" <3

Looks Like A Child

+rep pretty girl, tight ♥♥♥♥♥

+ rep dweeb as ♥♥♥♥ dude looks like smeagle.

+ rep great guy, good aimbot, good ESP, great at getting us DDOS'd, very fun

I'm one of those guys that'll treat you nice, babe. ♥♥♥♥ all the other guys with their muscles and their "social skills". None of that compares to wit, and a fedora. I hope to stick my fat 4cm ♥♥♥♥♥ up your thicc loli ass, m'lady. Then we shall browse reddit together, making humorous quips on /r/atheism. I hope you take my offer, as this witty man won't be free very soon. I hope to hear from you soon.

*Stumbles with words* K-konichiwa my beautiful Asian acquaintance!!! I am familiar with the Japanese culture and saw your profile picture, and it has come to my attention I am very lucky to be on the friends list of a very dashing Japanese female. ;) As I comment this I find it very difficult to not become nervous, as I am unexperienced with conversing with such attractive women, especially oriental ladies like you, and I would like to request that we do Origami together sometime? Don't worry, I won't touch you or cross any of your boundaries as I respect and worship women - I consider the female race as goddesses. If you will, I could take you to the nearest sushi store and pay for the food with my own money (earned from my high-paying Twitch streaming job, you don't need to know what that is). Well, I must be off now my cherub, as I have a WoW raid to join. Arigato for listening to me ramble, and do consider my requests. ;) x *Blows a kiss, blushing tremendously*

+rep because he is my ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep Things started off well when we met in Rust, but sometimes the voicechat would emit weird noises. He seemed like a normal boy, around 12 years of age. We made a base together and formed a clan. However, one day I realized he wasn't talking as much, and I believe he may have accidentally held down the V button, as I heard a rather strange slapping noise. I shook this off as just tapping on the desk. Later that night, I heard what I could only assume was the voice of his father, yelling profanities, calling somebody "a dirty little twink". I heard the explicit squelchy slapping noise and beating noise repeatedly occur, along with numerous shouts and moans from the older man. I then began to hear pained screams and screeches come from the microphone, following a loud banging noise. He then disconnected from Rust.
Was the hardest wank of my life.

kek V

-Rep After a good game in rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RUST! and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rust lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

lmfao

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep Hacker

I love you :)

i hate you :(

Love you too my dude :)

Little ♥♥♥♥

My bae since 2k13 xoxox