+rep nice girl

If you shϊt in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figure called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage.

waw..... u r very prety gril... plz add mi women <333<3

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

imagine being turkish lmfao