-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Yeah I gotta agree with Karl, this is just known information in our area, like everyone knows him even the police. Not sure how much cooler he can get but you'll get nowhere near his level. If he wanted to he could be leaving more comments but he has level 10 gyatts waiting for him.

Im better than you cooler than you more handsomer than you really fricking sweet and way awesome. Youll never be me for real. Im just to handsome. The sooner you get and accept that the sooner we can move on from this. Youll never be as handsome as me. And thats just the truth. I dont know what else i can tell you i really just hope you can get over this. I dont know why this is such a world recker for you. Im just the most handsomee's. You dont need to be so sad and mad and angry. Im just the best at everything and you arnt. DOnt be mads. I am just so cool
you on the other hand, not so much. please accept this. -rep

retarrrdddooooo

-rep left the game for 3 rounds to buy weed