Woof woof, arf arf! *wags tail and looks up at you* awh, pwease tug on my collar~ uwu

Diddo what she said below *cute cat meow*

S-so...I looked at your..p..profile and I thought maybe i-if I sent you a friend request we could..play dokapon kingdom together..? I could be your cute, chubby, slutty, sandwhich maker... make my home under your desk, make me everything you want me to be *moans desperately* uwu you gotta let me suck you off and be the good girl you deserve to have ohhh please big boy~

-rep smells bad and called BoneHawk names

-rep smells bad and called me names

Yo! I think I remember you from high school dude! Aren't you the guy who pooped his pants in Mrs. Robinson's class? Remember when we would all call you poopy boy for like 4 years? I remember one day Oliver gave you that whole pack of diapers. Dude, that was hilarious, why did you move? Everybody loved you man. Hey, is it all good if I can borrow like 20 bucks, you know, for old times sake? Anyways great seeing you man, let's meet up sometime!