Kirito originally entered the world of FORTNITE through his ipod recorder. Since then, Kirito has dominated the battlegrounds of FORTNITE and always secures the #1 Victory Royale, partly due to his dual wielding abilities. No one ELSE in the game of FORTNITE can wield two weapons at once, its physically impossible. This means Kirito has 2x the firepower, and can easily outclass anyone in the game of FORTNITE. Kirito also is an extremely high level, giving him extra health points, regeneration, and armor, essentially making him UNBREAKABLE. While most plebians think Kirito is limited to his swords, Elucidator and Dark Repulser, this is proven false in Season II of Sword Art Online, also known as Gun Gale Online, where is seen brandishing a pistol. Kirito would overpower every opponent (ALSO KNOWN AS A NOOB) in FORTNITE, as he can deflect bullets, and even if one were to hit him he would not be affected by it, as his high Armor and Defense stat would protect him.

I can't stop thinking about Among Us. I know this has been a meme for a while now, but I really can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop thinking about Among Us. Every single day since it became popular I've thought at least once, at any random point of my day about something that's related to Among Us. There's just so much trash and layers of irony behind all of it that my brain sees and goes: "Haha, funny Among Us!", then it starts to devolve into "Amogus", "Amongass", "Amonger", "Mogus", "Mong", "When the impostor sus!!!", "Sussy impostor!", "Look, something with a "D" shape inside of it, SUS!" and all other kinds of random ♥♥♥♥ that doesn't make sense, isn't funny, yet feels somehow addictive to think about. They're such simple, dumb and non-sense phrases that pop-up in my mind as if I was a 3 year old kid learning English and saying ♥♥♥♥ like: "Aplpe", "Topato", "Paer", etc. I just want to stop thinking about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Please, help.

The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be an American.

Then everything belong to America. People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph. Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind on the moon. Triumph when we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we were the main reason the Nazis were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe twice. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfire to enter my country. .

america suck bri ish betta
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